Shit Happens: Report.

Hey guys, just woke up from my super-long nap. Time to write about the awesome-ness of CAMPZILLA!!

In total there were 40-something campers and 17 committees. Guys dorm was downstairs while the girl's dorm was on the 3rd floor. Committees had the special privilege to have the girls and guys sleep in the same room.

Zhi Ying and Ker Li was the F&B dudes. If you hate the food, blame them! :P . Dheepan was the MC most of the times. Ying was the so-called security, sleeping right after the campfire lol... I was the LMC(Last Minute Committee) as I joined the committee during the very last minute and also did most of the last-minute stuff like providing the Mic and sound system, providing the boxes for the slope-sliding which was part of the obstacle course, fixing up the super-cool disco lights, setting up the Blind Man's Trail 30 minutes later than scheduled(hey, don't blame me. The rest of the committees refused to wake up!), being the music guy, playing with the echo effects, making the T-Shirts and also all the other odd-jobs.

This was also the first time i can finally put my lights and knives to full use!

Anyway, on with CampZilla!

Day 1.

Arrived there at 9pm as instructed. Chin Yi, ZY(Zhen Yau, not Zong Ying. LOL), Dexter and Ker Li was already there. Unloaded all the stuff from my mom's car and waited for a whole HOUR until someone else came.

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Min Jiet arrived at 10 to test the slope-sliding with Ker Li.

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After that the committees cleared up the committee's room and hall and got ready everything for registration. Registration started late coz Kishan, who was holding the registration list, arrived late.

The first ice-breaking game that we played was Electric Source. How to play it? Well, first we select 3 person out of the hall, then another person is chosen to do an action(waving hands, ass shaking, etc) and everybody else follows. The 3 guys then have to guess who the Electric Source is.

After that, we had Cat & Mouse. Simple game, campers divided into 2 groups, cat and mouse, when we say mouse, mouse catches the cat and vice versa. After 30 minutes of pulling, running, chasing and gangbangs, the campers are gathered at the hall to be given nicknames and splitted into groups of 7-8 each. Each camper wrote a name onto a transparent plastic card and puts it back into a box. After all is done, everyone will randomly pick a card from the box which will become their nickname throughout the camp. Sze Jin wrote 'Kick My Butt, Its FREE!', and the card that he got was 'Butt Face'! LOL!!! What goes around comes around eh? :P

Each team are then required to design a flag with their bare hands with paint on a piece of cloth. Once everybody filled up their stomachs with fried rice and super-diluted orange juice, we showed the campers a video of last year's CampZilla then it was on to the next game, Twisted.

Each team are given pieces of cardboards and newspapers. Dheepan will then tell how many hands, legs, heads, ass, mouth, boobs, etc are needed to be on the cardboard/newspaper given. All team members must be in the cardboard/newspaper and are not allowed to touch the area outside it. The teams are then randomly given a title for their sketch on the next night. Titles include Lord of The Rings and Poh Kong The Ring Maker, Shufflers vs. Ball Room Dancers, Rihanna and Chris Brown, and the committee's sketch, Power Rangers vs. Teletubbies.

Before lights out, we played Captain Ball and the winner faced the committees.

Wash Up and Lights Out. Xin Rou was damn funny sial. When the guys refused to sleep, she shouted 'If you guys don't sleep now, you won't wake up as virgins tomorrow!' Lagi duwan to sleep sial the guys! LOL!!!

Committees slept for around 45 minutes then it was time for OBH(Operasi Burung Hantu). Campers were all gathered at the dewan and are blindfolded and brought to a random location within the school compounds and were left there alone. Most of the campers fell asleep halfway lol...

Day 2

Woke up at 7am to set up the sound system for the morning aerobics and went back to sleep after that :P . While I was sleeping, they played some game that involved grabbing something while shouting campzilla repeatedly lol... Station games followed which includes taking out coins from a box full of crickets, doing helicopters(spinning round' and round' and round') then threading a needle, blow me, rolling through the basketball court under the blazing sun and lots more.

After that, we had Obstacle Course with a twist. Everything they do will be in pairs, tied together by the hand with raflia string. My roll was to torture them with water gun while they were crawling through behind the chairs at the basketball court :P . Was fun seeing them suffer. LOL!!

Please keep your hands in the passenger vehicle at all times!

At night, we had the actual sketch. The sketch was super FUNNY and HORNY, full with retardedness and obscenities, especially Brandon and Sze Jin. LOL!! The committee's sketch was super cool man! Teletubbies managed to defeat Power Rangers with their secret weapon - PORN! LOL!!!

Then, we had dance floor with speakers turned on to full blast and also I managed to improvise a disco light by mounting my light along with sze jin's light onto the ceiling fan and covering my light with a red plastic bag. Totally changed the mood sial! Man, the songs ppl dance to when they're high... Hell, they even danced to Love Story! wtf?! Kuan Peng showed off by doing backflips and stuff while Sherman danced to the music. Kishan tried to impress us by doing a handstand but failed miserably. LOL!

Jojo and Dessie came to help out to start the campfire where we talk about ghost stories and share experiences. Kishan broke down in tears when he talked about seeing his grandfather in his living room who passed away when he was a year old while Dheepan told about the Girl In Blue.

Lights Out. Me, Lu Quan, Jowen, Zhi Ying and Ying Ying sat down to watch Slumdog Millionaire on Lu Quan's laptop as we couldn't sleep. Lu Quan, Zhi Ying and Ying Ying went to sleep before the movie ended(sissies! :P). Movie ended and me and jojo went to Bistro to makan for 2 hours till 5am.

Went back to school to wake the rest of the committees at 5.15am. Turned on the lights and Kishan was sleeping on the ground, with his sleeping bag beside him, Min Jiet and Ker Li woke up immedietly and Ying hid back into her sleeping bag while Jowen tortured her, slapping her, hitting her with rubber bands and pouring water on her. LOL!

Still Wanna Sleep?

I went down to the padang and collected the raflia string to be recycled and used for the next activity - Blind Man's Trail. Laughed like fark when Wai Kynn walked straight into the metal notice board and also Sze Jin keep banging into Brandon! Had fun taking pictures with them too while they were blindfolded >:D